hey.. I say go out in a blaze of glory!
Published on June 14, 2007 By TheSnowbear In Just Hanging Out

Ok.. Tomorrow I get to go for SEX. I've put $ aside, and tomorrow I've planned several shops to attack.

Well, I was at work..and a friend asked what I was going todo tomorrow.

I forgot where I was and stated in a loud & clear voice.. I'm going shopping for some SEX.

Well, my boss was about 2 ft away, along w/ her boss, and along with her boss's boss's boss!!!


My boss stated my name in a very loud clear voice, I had been talking to a fellow knitter who knew the slang.

I turned around and about died.



I then stated.. I can explain...

They didn't move.

I then explained the meaning of SEX.. stash enrichment expedition..

well, then I explained that the person I was talking to fully undertood the slang, and I would have never go into detail about the other at work.

The Biggie boss, burst out lol, and almost fell on the floor. My boss rolled her eyes, and her boss, just shook his head.

The Biggie Boss, KNITS!!!!!!!!! she knew what I meant!! She then stated at yls?( which means your local store in knitting slang) I said. yes.. want to go?

Tthen, my boss & her boss couldn't figure out what Biggie Boss and I was talking about.

Finally Biggie boss explained, and asked me for some addy's as she wanted to hit them today due to staying over tonight and out of stash.(stash is extra yarn bought for who knows why but knitters must keep up with their stash in case of a knitting emergency)

So I gave addys & directions, via a friend, cause I can get you lost on a one way street!

The biggie boss left, and that left my boss and her boss.

They both just shook their heads.. stated only you, and something about falling into "it" and coming up smelling like roses...

I smiled, slipped back to my desk, and kept my voice very low the rest of the day..lol


had to share...



Found out today I may get to wait 2-3 more weeks before knowing about job.. gezzz

wanted to give everyone a laugh.. have a great day & thanks for stopping by.. don't forget to say hi!

Comments
on Jun 14, 2007
I saw this over at KH and nearly died laughing. I could just picture it.
on Jun 14, 2007
You're hillarious... glad your big boss knew the lingo.
on Jun 14, 2007
Considering I work for a big bank corporation, with its fingers in millions of pies,,, yeah. We have to be politically correct. We don't make mistakes.. we have opporitunities to improve. gezzzzzzzzz


It wouldn't have been quite so bad had I not said shopping for sex.. meaning I was going to go buy it...


anyway.. if it could happen it will happen to me in the most unusual way..lol
on Jun 15, 2007
Thanks for a laugh.  Now us rubes at least know what SEX and YLS is.